Are you a Red, Louis?
You say something?
I did.
Didn't catch it.
Then I'll repeat myself. Are you... a Red? No judgement. Simple question.
I am a magical vodka Nеgrо. Having the first alright night in quite a while.
C'mon now. You're either a deserter or a Bolshevik, which is it?
This is why you have no friends, old man.
I told you already. I'm looking for my wife.
Oh. It's printed on albumen. I really want to hear the lady sing. I take my own photographs, I make more money that way. And your dutiful wife's photograph was taken by a glass-plate camera, printed on albumen paper. That makes this 30 years old, which would make her sixty, sixty-five, and the birth of your daughter a medical miracle. This is a road you really don't want to go down. I like you. You seem like a good man. If you can be quick with it. Song's half over. If you're AWOL, turn back around and take your punishment. It'll be paradise in comparison to Uncle Joseph's utopia.
That it?
That's it. That was unkind. I'm cutting you off and taking your woman.
Never mess with a magical vodka Nеgrо.
May I have this dance? If you're a Bolshevik, you're making a fool's bet.
You really want to marry him?
He's got the big one down the pants.
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