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Morgan quotes from Interview with the Vampire

Played by Blake Ritson · 3 quotes

Morgan

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Interview with the Vampire: in 3 of its 220 quotes
Most scenes with: Louis de Pointe du Lac (3), Emilia (3)

Scenes with Morgan 3

[Sets down bowl] Soup for cigarettes. Bad trade for you. But God will forget when you die. God "not" forget.

Morgan

Americans? I haven't heard a word of English in half a year. Say something, anything.

Uh, something, anything.

Morgan

Oh! Hello.

What am I talk?

Morgan

Oh, you, darling, are talk broken English by an Englishman too enamored with his student to do the job properly.

Mm-hm. This Robert.

Morgan

She's a quick studier actually and very resourceful and I'm desperately in love with her. I hear you have vodka.

This Morgan.

Morgan

Morgan Ward, correspondent Daily Herald. They've forgotten I'm here. And I've forgotten your name already.

It's, uh, Louis.

Morgan

Louis! Louis, wonderful strange. Welcome to, no question, hell on Earth! And you? What's your name, sweetheart?

Why are they shooting up graves outside? This is my daughter, Mary.

Morgan

Oh. [Holds up cigarette] Uh, Andrei. Maybe you can take Mary here to meet the other children.

I'm fine, sir, thank you.

Go ahead, Mary. Go and meet the other children. I bet they know everything about this place. [Claudia takes the hint and leaves then cut to scene of interview] Wait, that's wrong. She didn't say that in front of Claudia.

Say what? Who?

The wolves, the Germans, something worse. Emilia, she would not have said that in front of Claudia. [Flashback] She thought Claudia was a child. Claudia left. And then she said it. [Flashback of Emilia sitting at table after Claudia leaves] Yes. Yes! That's how it went. We should get every detail right.

In total agreement. Perhaps this would be a time to take a break, Louis. You know, Real Rashid, I'm pretty good at my job, a bright young reporter with a point of view. Interviewed a fallen Catholic archbishop, four Enron vice presidents, and if they've got something to hide they always start with some kind of disguise. Not literally, not some dumb Halloween costume, gloves, contact lenses. They tell jokes, they're charming. And then at some crisis point, when I get close, it drops away and I see a flash of the truth.

Armand didn't want me to do the interview, Daniel.

Still don't.

But he wanted to be close to it, right, Real Rashid? I mean, hey, whatever it is they're trying to hide, I'm probably not going to crack it, which is, you know, who cares? Happens all the time. But I wanna ask you, as a member of the inferior species, why say, "Hey, vampires are real. Here's almost all the story"? Thank you, Rashid. That's why I'm coming after you, Real Rashid. You I can fսcking break! If you'll excuse me.

[Holds up photo] She got all tore up when our boys started shipping out. Volunteered for the Red Cross.

Morgan

[Observing photo] A sainted wife.

Yeah, grew up in a military family. Kind of woman you can't argue much with.

Morgan

I am familiar with the breed. [Softly] Up your bum. [They clink glasses]

Okay. Why are they firing into coffins here?

Morgan

[Laughs] Farm boys commanded by farm boys. German amphetamines, the superstitions of a backward country. Mad fog in the dirt, trees and rivers. I keep my trousers pinned at the ankle when I sleep for fear it will get me too.

This is an old country with old things in it.

Morgan

More mad fog, and she's currently village prefect.

I believe you.

Morgan

Oh, I do too. I believe everything you say, Emilia. Marry me.

[Emilia laughs] When the priest comes back.

Morgan

That's our little joke. The priest was dragged away by our Soviet friends. And by dragged, I mean, tied to a truck and dragged.

Something out there with soul disturbed. Disturbed?

Morgan

Are you a Red, Louis?

You say something?

Morgan

I did.

Didn't catch it.

Morgan

Then I'll repeat myself. Are you... a Red? No judgement. Simple question.

I am a magical vodka Nеgrо. Having the first alright night in quite a while.

Morgan

C'mon now. You're either a deserter or a Bolshevik, which is it?

This is why you have no friends, old man.

I told you already. I'm looking for my wife.

Morgan

Oh. It's printed on albumen. I really want to hear the lady sing. I take my own photographs, I make more money that way. And your dutiful wife's photograph was taken by a glass-plate camera, printed on albumen paper. That makes this 30 years old, which would make her sixty, sixty-five, and the birth of your daughter a medical miracle. This is a road you really don't want to go down. I like you. You seem like a good man. If you can be quick with it. Song's half over. If you're AWOL, turn back around and take your punishment. It'll be paradise in comparison to Uncle Joseph's utopia.

Morgan

That's it. That was unkind. I'm cutting you off and taking your woman.

Never mess with a magical vodka Nеgrо.

Morgan

May I have this dance? If you're a Bolshevik, you're making a fool's bet.

You really want to marry him?

Morgan

He's got the big one down the pants.

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