You forget one thing, Sir. Sex.
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Let's get out of here. I hate the smell of hospitals
It's about time I bought you a pint
It's long overdue, Lewis ... long overdue.
Get an ambulance to Hanbury House as fast as you can! Some fool in a sports car just drove into a tree!
Was it from 'Cats'?
No, it was not from 'Cats'!
Oh, the wife wants to see 'Cats'. Don't know why, she's allergic to them.
It's people like them (the Hanburys) who think people like us are there to keep the servants in order.
Keep tugging at your forelock, Lewis, and we may be back in Oxford by lunch-time
(after having been pulled up by Morse on a grammatical error on aprevious occasion): Shouldn't that be 'might'?
I'm Max's locum.
Where's Max?
In the Radcliffe, unfortunately. A slight stroke. Nothing serious.
But you're a...a...
(interrupting) A pathologist, yes(!)
Grayling...like the fish?
Too much sang froid
We're being led up the garden path, Lewis. A very picturesque garden and a very pretty path
The people who live in places like this think that the rules don't apply to them
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