Lewis quotes from Inspector Morse

Lewis

Hello, my name's 'Lewis', Mr Richards, we've never met...

Lewis

(commenting on Mrs Downs): Fine woman, that! Full of life!

Lewis

I think I'll just pop down and see Aunt Cissy.

Lewis

What about Mr. Craven?

Lewis

It is, for you!

Lewis

You forget one thing, Sir. Sex.

Lewis

Was it from 'Cats'?

Lewis

(after having been pulled up by Morse on a grammatical error on aprevious occasion): Shouldn't that be 'might'?

Lewis

(to Dr Russell) What's a nice girl like you doing a job like this for?

Lewis

I have to, er, y'know (use the Gents')

Lewis

Aw, it's lentil soup in the canteen today

Lewis

Taxonomy? Sounds like stuffing. Stuffing umbrellas?

Lewis

You'll never believe this, Sir. We have to visit a brewery!

Lewis

The last shall be first and the first shall be last

Lewis

Do you fancy a pint, Sir?