Morse quotes from Inspector Morse

Lewis, Sophocles died two and a half thousand years ago.

I do hope that this isn't one of our sordid cases, Lewis

No-one would put up with me - I play my records too loud

I've gone and arrested the WRONG man!

No, that's not 'Morse's Law'. 'Morse's Law' is there's always time for one more pint ... except there isn't.

Oh, grow up, Morse!

And the rich do so hate answering questions!

People's lives, Lewis. People's lives. And loves. It was love's old sweet song all along!

Have you ever thought about the person who designed the sports skirt? Somebody sat down and drew a fantasy and made it compulsory uniform. I can never watch Wimbledon without thanking that man.

Yes, but I've still got it on cassette!

Mr. Craven was at a lodge-meeting - fifteen minutes away from Clare Baines - with a list of witnesses as long as your arm. And as you know the Masonic arm is very long indeed!

Beer is food

Go home, Lewis. Kiss your children. See your wife

Cat got your tongue, Lewis? Getting all too much for you, is it? A coded letter; stolen money; violence.

Let's get out of here. I hate the smell of hospitals