I think I'll just pop down and see Aunt Cissy.
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(laughs)
Aahh, you don't want us to do my back in again do you ?
You do what you like Lewis. I'm going to stay and look at the water for a while.
(gently mocking) You. Water?
If anybody wants me, they'll find me looking at fish. Through the bottom of a beer glass!
Have you ever thought about the person who designed the sports skirt? Somebody sat down and drew a fantasy and made it compulsory uniform. I can never watch Wimbledon without thanking that man.
Are we having a depression?
MMax
Think of it like losing your finest recording of the 'Ring Cycle'
Yes, but I've still got it on cassette!
CMr. Craven
It's time to get your shoes dirty!
I'm the Superintendent. If one of my officers orders a constable to bring him whisky in a coffee-mug, I get to hear about it. It's my job!
What about Mr. Craven?
Mr. Craven was at a lodge-meeting - fifteen minutes away from Clare Baines - with a list of witnesses as long as your arm. And as you know the Masonic arm is very long indeed!
Beer is food
It is, for you!
Go home, Lewis. Kiss your children. See your wife
MMax
You can have a good relationship with a corpse
Cat got your tongue, Lewis? Getting all too much for you, is it? A coded letter; stolen money; violence.
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