[banging on a metal pole with the shower head] Help! Heelpp! Ausie Stance! Anyone?! Please! A cute boy is gonna be here any minute and I'm all wrinkled like an elderly raisin!! Urgh, this day could not get worse.
[walks into Carly's bathroom] Urgh, it's you!
Mrs Benson!
Will you stop banging and screaming? I heard you all the way from my apartment.
That was the point.
Oh, [gasps] You bathe in your sweatshirt too? I thought I was the only one.
I don't bathe in my sweatshirt, I got my toe stuck in the fauset.
How?
I saw some dumb person do it on the 'Dick Van Dike' show. C'mon, could you please just help me get it out?
[under her breath] Alright. I'll give it a yank. [sits down on the bath tub] Ready?
Okay, just be really careful ok-
[yanking on Carly's foot] Argh!
Ow!
Argh!
Oww!
Argh!
Owww!
Argh!
Ow!
Am I hurting you?
No I love it!!
[Carly's date walks in]
Hey, everything alright?
[shocked] Lance!
Sorry, I heard screaming so I thought I should come up?
[holding pepper spray] Put your hands down!
[Lance lowers his hands]
Who's the boy?
My date.
[to Carly in a quite flirty voice] Hey.
[trying to act flirty in the bath tub] Heeyy.
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