Excuse me, is Sam Puckett in this-
[Sam looks up from her painting]
Sam!
Hello Carly. What do you want.
To find you! What are you doing in this mental institution?
Finger painting. [shows Carly her painting of a hand with the thumb and first finger raised] What do you think?
It's a beautiful finger.
Thanks.
Now who put you in here?!
[sighs and puts her painting out of the way] I put myself in here.
What?! Why?!
Because my head's jacked! I'm bonkers! [mutters and moves closer to Carly] Do you know?
What? That you kissed Freddie?
Urgh! [steps back and puts her hand over her ears] Shut up!
I think it's awesome! I think it's great!
Noooo, no no no no no no no no no... [carries on shouting 'no' whilst Carly is speaking]
There's nothing wrong with it.. Sam, stop it!
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