Spencer and Carly in “Unfinished Business”

Spencer

[Spreads mayo on the sandwich] Little mayyyyyo. [Squeezes mustard on the sandwich] Some mustarrrrrd. [Puts turkey breast on the sandwich] Some turkey breastess. [Swats away a fly, then puts a slice of tomato on the sandwich] Slice of tomato. [Swats away the fly, then takes out a piece of lettuce] A little iceberg– [Uses the piece of lettuce to swat at the fly] –off the port bow. [Puts the piece of lettuce on the sandwich, then swats at the fly] Back off, jerk! [To Carly, who is upstairs] Carly! Where's the fly swatter?

Carly

[From upstairs] I threw it away.

Spencer

Why?

Carly

[From upstairs] 'Cause it's not nice to kill things.

Spencer

[To Carly] Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. [To the fly] I'm gonna kill you so hard. [Accidentally sweeps the food off the table]

Carly

[From upstairs] What are you doing?

Spencer

[To Carly] Nothing! Just reading the Bible! This pharaoh guy's really giving Moses a hard time.