Sam and Freddie in “Unfinished Business”

Sam

Remember two years ago when I dated that guy Eric Moseby–- kid with the big nose?

Freddie

Sure, Noseby Moseby.

Sam

Uh-huh. And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying, "Get away from me, or I'll kill you"? And then he bought me a subscription to the Bacons of the World Club, and then boom, I thought I was in love with the guy?

Freddie

I'm listening.

Sam

I was never in love with him; I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month...like a beautiful greasy dream.

Freddie

I doubt that bacon can make you think you're in love with someone.

Sam

You ever had Bolivian bacon?

Freddie

No.

Sam

It changes you.