[Carly is about to get revenge on Chuck for pranking Spencer]
Hey, Chuck, sorry to keep you waiting.
Oh, it's okay. I drew you a flower.
Aw. You are so sweet. Anyway... since you've got your big test on Monday, we should go over the new international math laws that were just passed by the U.N.
International math laws?
Uh-huh. They made some changes, so we gotta make sure you understand all the new rules. Now, the biggest news is, they've created a new number.
A new number?
Yep, between 5 and 6. It's called derf.
Derf?
Right. And it looks like this.
[She draws a picture of the supposed "derf" number]
That's a derf. See?
Oh...
So, now, it goes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, derf, 6, 7, got it?
I think so.
Good. And so then it goes: 13, 14, 15... and what's next?
Derfteen?
Wow. You catch on fast.
Thanks.
So, if we take 12, and multiply that by 81, and then divide it by 2, we get...?
Four hundred and derfty-seven?
Awesome.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More iCarly quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's iCarly pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.