Okay, let's shake 'em up.
What is that?
A sock full of butter.
For what?
For swinging! I can brain an elephant with this thing!
We're not gonna go in there and start hitting TV writers with a big buttery sock! We're gonna be professional and firm.
Fine, but if they deny stealing from iCarly, I'm gonna get swingy with this thing!
Not unless I say it's okay.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More iCarly quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's iCarly pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.


