Well, Wendy and I were trying to study, but Griffin kept turning up the music, so Wendy got frustrated and left. Then I told Griffin he was obnoxious and he said I should "rent a sense of humor" and I said "Oh, really?" and then while I was telling him that I needed to study I realized he's super-cute, and he asked me if I like music, so I go "Who doesn't like music?". So then I turned on some music and we started talking and then I realized he's really sweet, and fun and his face was right there in front of me so I leaned over and I kissed him! And I don't kiss like (making kissing noises) I kiss like a princess!
You are grounded... for... till college.
For till college?!
FOR TILL COLLEGE!!!
Why?!
For kissing that delinquent!
You're the one who took him under your wing!
Well, this wing shall flap no more. Griffin is never allowed up here again, and you're never allowed to have any contact with him!
Why? What did I do that was so bad?
Oh, you know, lipsy.
I'm almost 15! How old were you when you started kissing girls?
Elev--that is not the issue!
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