[on iCarly]
And now, what you've all been waiting for...
Carly and I are about to have our very first...
MEATBALL WAR!
We got our slingshots.
And a hundred meatballs!
But, um... before we start our meatball war... I wanna say something. [stops music] On the last iCarly... I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone. And that was really personal, and I shouldn't have said it on the show. And for all you people out there who've been teasing Freddie about it, lay off, because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either; Including me. Yeah. That's right, I've never kissed anyone. So if you want to tease someone about it, tease me...which is a bad idea unless you live near a hospital!
Um, our meatball war will be happening soon, but for now, please enjoy this photo of a man with shrimp up his nose.
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