[Spencer spills his soda on the bell to put out a small fire he caused after he fixed it. Mrs. Benson walks in]
Hello, Spencer.
Hi, Mrs. Benson.
Any word on how Lewbert's doing?
He's ok. I've got the kids keeping an eye on him.
Well, I think it's very nice that you're covering for Lewbert until he's feeling better. [Mrs. Benson puts her hand on the desk] Why is this counter wet and sticky?
Oh, well--
[stammers]
Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset.
I don't know how to respond to that.
[the CB radio makes noise]
--come back.
What is that?
Oh, it's an old C.B. Radio. I found it back there with Lewbert's stuff. I just plugged it in and it works great.
A C.B. Radio. Like the kind that truck drivers use to talk to each other?
Yeah, you wanna try?
No!
Oh, come on. It's really fun. All you do is just press this-- [Mrs. Benson interrupts him]
I don't like wireless transceivers. [She walks upstairs]
Hello, all you truckers out there. This is the doorman looking for someone to jaw with. [Rock N' Rodney replies back]
Hey, hey there, doorman! You got Rock N' Rodney on this end, come on back.
Well, hey, they’re Rock N' Rodney. I'm new to the CB Radio world and I was just-- [suddenly the fire he put out comes back and he puts down the speaker] HOW?!
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