Freddie and Carly in “Unfinished Business”

Freddie

...But wait. The fudge balls aren't free.

Carly

No, but when you subtract the cost of the fudge balls from the money our fans sent us, we still make $541 in profit. And Spencer wins the bike for the little sunshine girl.

Freddie

...But wait. What do we do with the money?

Carly

Well, we get to keep $541, and Sam owes us $526, so we give Sam the $526, and then she can pay us back and quit her stupid job.

Freddie

...But wait.

Carly

Stop saying "But wait"!

Freddie

Sam's not gonna take the money from us.

Carly

Why wouldn't she?

Freddie

It's a pride thing. It's why she won't quit her job. If we just give her the money, she won't feel like she really paid us back.

Carly

Yeah. Okay, how about this?

Freddie

Yeah?

Carly

We find some adult that Sam doesn't know.

Freddie

Okay.

Carly

And we give him the $526 and then he gives the money to Sam as a tip at the restaurant.

Freddie

That's brilliant.

Carly

Isn't it?

Freddie

...But wait.

Carly

WHAT?!

Freddie

That leaves an extra $15.

Carly

Yeah, $5 for me, $5 for Sam and $5 for you; Go nuts!