Hey.
Hi. I gotta tell you something.
You're gonna tell me that there was no bad luck? That Sam did all that stuff to me?
How'd you know?
Well, I didn't know when it was my pink shorts and my laptop, but I saw her loosening the bolts on my bike.
But I thought your bike fell apart while you were riding it?
Nope. I just pretended on that one.
So, you're not gonna try to get her back?
You mean, do something devious, like send her a fake text message that looked like it came from Gary Wolf, telling her to meet him at the Crown Ridge Mall?
[chuckles in disbelief] I didn't know you could be so bad.
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