Oh, man. I got another of those chain letter e-mails from Gibby.
Well, you better forward it, or you'll have all kinds of bad luck, just like Freddie did.
Freddie didn't have any bad luck.
What are you talking about?
I did all that stuff.
What? Wait. His bike falling apart?
I loosened some bolts.
His laptop smoking?
Shorted out the battery.
The pink shorts?
One red sock in his washing machine.
Okay, what about the spider on his face?
That was just lucky.
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