Lamp. Lamp. Lamp!
I think it knows it's a lamp.
No, I want it to turn on. Lamp! Do you need a ride to school?
No, Freddie's mom's gonna drive us. And look what I'm gonna hand in today.
You finished your history report?
No, I finished the greatest history report in the history of history reports.
Nice. So what's it--?
Carly: DON'T TOUCH IT! [Spencer squeals in shock] Sorry, I just have to keep this report looking absolutely perfect. I've never worked harder on anything in my life. And guess what?
What? Lamp! What?
If I get an "A" on this, that means I'll get an "A" for the semester, which means I'll have straight A's on my report card for the first time ever!
I'm very proud of you. [at lamp] Lamp! [annoyed] Gah! Why won't it work?
Let me see the instructions.
Good luck, they're in Japanese.
Well, did you try saying "Lamp" in Japanese?
I did not! How do you say it?
It looks like... "Rampu."
Okay. Rampu. Rampu. RAMPU! [Lamp turns on]
Hey!
It worked!
Yeah, you just got to say it like a really angry Japanese man!
RAMPU! [lamp turns off] Come try! [Carly sits down next to Spencer]
[repeatedly] RAMPU! [Freddie walks in and stares at them for a moment, then walks back out slowly]
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More iCarly quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's iCarly pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.