Here. [hands Granddad a piece of paper]
What's this?
Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly. I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control...
She has allergies?
Yes. These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders...
Aren't soups and chowders the same thing?
No, there's a distinction. This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science. These are the vitamins that she needs to take everyday. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs.
Why?
Dinosaurs are cool. Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, [whispers] but I always give her decaf without telling her.
What?
[in normal voice] Nothing.
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