[referring to hamburgers] At least we put meat in ours.
LucyAnd just what are you insinuating we put in ours?
I'm not saying, but you can bet on it in the afternoon and eat it at night!
Played by Lucille Ball
I Love Lucy · 62 quotes
Most-quoted character in I Love Lucy: in 41 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Ethel (17), Ricky (13), Fred (2)
Scenes with Lucy 32
LucyThanks for the present!
LucyYOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!!!
Possession is over nine-tenths of the law!
LucyYeah, and I'm possessed!
Lucy"Butter? What do you want butter for?
I wanted to put some on my bread.
LucyButter? On bread? I'll never get used to your crazy Cuban dishes.
[reading to Ethel from a script Lucy wrote] Is there something wrong with your lover?
LucyLIVER!
[later on, to Ricky] I think you go out to meet your liver.
LucyLOVER!
How do spell "s'perience"?
LucyE-x-p...
E-x? You're kidding?
EEmployment agent
What did you have in mind?
LucyWhat kind of jobs do you have open?
AAgent
Well what do you do?
LucyWhat kind of jobs do you have open?
AAgent
Well what do you do?
LucyWhat kind of jobs do you have open?
AAgent
You go first this time.
Lucy': Alright, what do you do?
AAgent
What kind of jobs do you have... Oh. Cut it out.
(Choosing a bet)
What about ten dollars?
What's the matter with twenty dollars?
Well what's the matter with thirty dollars?
LucyWell what's the matter with fifty dollars?
What was the matter with ten dollars?
LucyRicky!
Fred!
LucyWe're revolting!
No more than usual.
I wanted a toaster!
LucyWell Fred told me that but I couldn't believe you could be that dull!
Listen, I'd look better wearing a toaster than I would those checkerboard britches!
Lucy(to a vaudeville clown teaching her an act) Martha
VCVaudeville clown
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch I crept up on the killer.
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