Claudius and Herod in “Zeus, by Jove!”

C Claudius

What's the matter with us, Herod? These are the children of my noble brother Germanicus. How could it happen?

Herod

Well, you know what they say about the tree of the Claudians: it bears two kinds of fruit: the sweet and the bad.

C Claudius

Well, they've certainly had a terrifying crop this season.