[voice-over while making love to Jemma] This was it. No more bullshit. No Randall, no force-fed lines, no flat tires by the side of the road. It was just me and her making out in my tent with the wind howling outside. It felt different this time. It felt real. [the next morning] Which is why waking up next to that pile of cold hard cash felt like such a kick in the gut.
S1 E7The Rita Flower or The Indelible Stench
S1 E8Thith ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right
I just wanted to give you this. It's a letter. It's from my heart.
Fuck your heart.
What?
Fuck your heart.
I don't understand.
What don't you understand, Ray? I said fuck your heart. I paid in full.
You paid in full.
Don't call me again.
[voice-over] Screwing Patty was easy. Fucking isn't hard. It's the mind-fuckking you gotta watch out for. She came, and then it came to me. I had to be completely honest. I had to say everything.
S1 E9This is America or Fifty Bucks
LLenore
Stop it.
Stop what?
LLenore
Stop handing out your love like you're a tenth grade slut. Stop letting your kids and your husband walk all over you. Repeat after me: I have the power. Say it.
Oh...uh...
LLenore
Say it.
[quietly] I have the power.
LLenore
Say it again.
I have the power.
LLenore
I don't believe you.
[yelling] I have the mother fucking power!!
PPatty
[referring to Ray] Well, having sex with that guy is like doing coke. Cause it's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.
That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.
PPatty
But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.
So I guess you won't be interested in our bi-monthly package?
S1 E10A Dick and a Dream or Fight the Honey
LLenore
[referring to Tanya] So did you dump her?
No. I tried, but uh...look Lenore, last time I checked, capitalism was about supply and demand. Now I've got the supply, and I've got a demand. We're gonna do this my way. Take it or leave it.
[voice-over] I used to have a family. I used to have a wife, kids, a house, a job. Now, well, now I have my dick. A dick and a dream. If that's not the American way, what is?
S2 E2Tucson Is the Gateway to Dick or "This is Not Sexy
LLottie
Teenagers hate everybody. Pent-up hormones. Once they have sex, they calm down. You were a happy teenager, because you were slut.
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