Tanya Skagle quotes from Hung

Tanya

[referring to Lenore] You'll be like another product that she can recommend to her clients. I haven't talked to her yet, but I really think she might go for it. What do you think?

Ray

I think you're insane. I think I'm insane, I think this whole plan is nuts.

Tanya

Ray...

Ray

I also think I'm broke, my ex-wife is up my ass, and hell, I want my kids back. So yeah, what the hell. Go for it. I always wanted to be a product when I grew up.

Tanya

The point is, we have to think big. I know we might have to start with baby steps, but my goal is for us to be pulling down a couple thousand dollars a night.

Ray

You think I'm that good?

Tanya

Maybe if you work on your technique a little bit...a little bit.

Ray

My technique is fine, Tanya. I've been pleasing women for decades now. You're not my only screamer.

Tanya

Ray, I cannot be partners with someone who hates women.

Ray

Hey hey hey, I love women, Tanya. But Lenore is a control-freak, hickey-sucking pain in my ass.

Ray

You were gonna invite that guy in for tea?

Tanya

Sometimes tea is just tea, Ray.

Ray

Not in your world.

Ray

I don't know if I really feel comfortable doing Molly.

Tanya

Why the hell not?

Ray

Uh, just...I...she's not really my type.

Tanya

Not your type? What's your type, Ray?

Ray

She's just not exactly what I was expecting.

Tanya

What were you expecting?

Ray

I don't know, just, you know, someone who looks like they're sexually active.

Tanya

You mean somebody you want to be sexually active with. So insulting! Happiness Consultants does not discriminate. Not every customer is going to be some perfect big-breasted ten.

[referring to Ray] Well, having sex with that guy is like doing coke. Cause it's expensive, but you really want it, so you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush.

Tanya

That's a good thing, right? A huge awesome rush.

But then you come down from your high and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic than you did before and you wanna kill yourself.

Tanya

So I guess you won't be interested in our bi-monthly package?