[Ted is fed up with Barney's proposals for Legendary nights and demands why he wants it so bad]
Because...I'm dating a stripper.
Yeah, I've seen the bus ad. I get it.
No you don't. Every night, between 9pm and 4am, I'm in Hell. All I can think about is what Quinn is doing, and where she is doing it, and who she is doing it on. If I don't do something to take my mind off of it... You're lucky that you could just go sit around the house, Ted. I don't have that option.
Wow, you're in love with this girl -
I really am, Ted. I mean...she's a stripper.
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