[Ted, Robin, Barney, and Kevin just escaped a poker game with some Russians]
BLBetter Lily
We go to party at slaughterhouse. You come?
[thought] Please God, no!
[thought] Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore.
NMNew Marshall
[thought] I can't believe that Kevin doesn't remember me from our sessions three years ago.
[thought] Is that the lunatic who stabbed all those prison guards?
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