[Robin reflects on her 14th birthday gift, which turns out to be a long trek in the woods and she is being airdropped]
I wanna go home, daddy!
RSRobin Sr
[points out woods] That direction is nothing but wolves. Forty kilometers that way is a mining town called Smithers. I'd rather take my chances with the wolves. [hands Robin a Swiss knife] I'll see you in three days.
But what am I supposed to eat?
RSRobin Sr
You got a knife! The forest is full of animals, what do you want, a buffet? [drops off Robin]
Papa!!!!!
RSRobin Sr
Happy Birthday, son!!
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