[Barney visits Robin at the shooting range after Lily reveals to him Robin's post-breakup depression]
Hey.
[sees Barney and takes off earplugs, still sad] What's up? Thought you were going on some big date.
Robin, I know you're upset.
What? No, I have I've never been happier, and this Anita sounds lovely. I'm so glad that the two of you just randomly happened to find each other. [angry tone] It just warms my frickin' heart! [returns to pistol and fires again without earplugs, deafening Barney. Robin throws away pistol when she's out of rounds and catches breath]
So you're not upset?
Of course, I'm upset, Barney. Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?
But you're not just another number to me.
And now, you're taking Anita, who you barely know, on this amazing date, when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks, that's all, it just sucks. [pause]
Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend, but I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Nothing, Barney. You've already proven I'm not important.
Stop that, I'm serious. Ask me for anything.
Ok, don't sleep with Anita.
Done.
Barney, of course you're going to sleep with her. Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?
She's not going on this superdate, Robin. You are.
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