Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans -- sometimes those two overlap -- coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course -- wait for it, 'cause Lord knows I have -- pregnancy scares.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I'm always pre-coital, Ted.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I'm always pre-coital, Ted.
Barney : I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans -- sometimes those two overlap -- coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course -- wait for it, 'cause Lord knows I have -- pregnancy scares.
Ted : Why are you smoking right now?
Barney : I'm always pre-coital, Ted.
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