[Ted is trying to end the class early so he could scramble back to MacLaren's for Maggie]
One very important thing to keep in mind when designing a bridge...[absentmindedly writes MAGGIE on the blackboard]
Maggie?
Oh no, I mean, yes, when designing a bridge, always remember [points to writing] Make Adjustments, Go Get It Energized. Good advice for life too.
[raises hand] So Professor Mosby, is this Maggie someone special?
No...she's this girl I've been into for a really long time so well, tonight could be the one chance I have to go out with her. [students raise hands and Ted chooses one]
Is she hottie?
Yes Jamie she's very attractive, we can just end this class right now and [Betty raises hand] Betty?
Maggie may finally be available, but what about you Professor Mosby, are you ready for a serious relationship?
Totally...I mean I think so, maybe, I don't know, what do you guys think? [students raise hands]
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