Carl
Hey Marshall, what are you having?
Marshall
What I'll have, oh I don't know maybe a beer and that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!
Carl
Oh, I'm sorry. That painting is property of the bar.
Marshall
I know that Barney gave you that painting!
Carl
I don't know what you're talking about...
Marshall
Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you double!
Carl
I doubt it.
Marshall
Whatever he is paying you I'll pay you that plus ten bucks!
Carl
I doubt it.
Marshall
Alright, you know what, Carl? You just lost yourself a regular customer!
Carl
I doubt it.
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