Why would I want to change anything? This place is great, except you don't have a TV.
[Points to wall] See that wall? [Turns on TV] 300 inch flatscreen! They only sell them in Japan but I know a guy. They ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' King Kong!
It hurts my eyes...
Yeah, that doesn't go away.
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