[Ted and Barney are in a library trying to recruit Barney's friend Penelope for a rain dance]
Why the hell should I help you?
Come on, I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship.
We had sex in your car twice and then you dumped me. How is that a relationship?
Twice!
[loudly] Barney, there is no way I'm- [student shushes her]
Seriously, come on.
Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.
Why?
There's this girl-
Oh, there's this girl! You know the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the great spirit looks too kindly on white dudes who co-opt it to get laid.
But this is the girl I love! If it doesn't rain this weekend, she's gonna end up with the wrong guy!
This wrong guy. Is he a huge jackass?
Absolutely.
Kinda like Barney?
Kinda.
Hey!
You hit on my mom!
We weren't exclusive!
[To Ted] I'm in.
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