Ted
The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls and we followed some here to Philadelphia. That's it, that's all this is!
Airport Security Guard
Nobody's that lame.
Ted
Yes, he's that lame. [to Barney] Tell him you're that lame.
Barney
...we are international businessmen!
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