And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
That's it?
That's it.
No. I don't buy it. That is not the reason you made us listen to this.
Oh, really? Then what's the reason?
Let's look at the facts here. You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met Mom, yet Mom's hardly in the story. No. This is a story about how you're totally in love with Aunt Robin. And you're thinking of asking her out, and you want to know if we're okay with it.
I can't believe this. I kept this story short and to the point, and you guys still missed it. The point of this story is that -
Is that you totally, totally, totally have the hots for Aunt Robin.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
You're grounded.
Wow, you're really into Aunt-
You're grounded too! Okay, suppose I were interested in Aunt Robin in that way, it's not like I'd do anything about it. I got you guys to think about.
Dad, we love Aunt Robin.
Whenever she comes home for dinner, you guys are so obvious. [Ted goes quiet]
Come on, Dad. Mom's been gone for six years now. It's time.
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