[The Mother goes into Cindy's room after seeing someone leave behind her yellow umbrella]
Okay, this is crazy. Do you know where this umbrella came from, because I could've sworn that I... [sees that Cindy has been crying] What's wrong? Are you okay?
We broke up.
Oh well I never liked him and I never thought he deserved you, and... I am sorry I didn't know you were dating someone. Who was this?
He was the architecture professor, the one who taught Econ 305 by accident.
Oh. That guy? Why did you break up?
He's got a thing for you!
[surprised] What?!?! He... what? ... He did.. what? How could he have a thing for me, he's never even met me.
He didn't have to. Everything he saw of yours he went crazy for.
You should have brought him to my room, okay. He would have run screaming once he saw my calligraphy set, my coin collection, my chainmail corset from the Renaissance fair... well that's pretty cool.
Come on. How could he not be in love with you? The way you fall asleep on the couch when you're doing the crossword...
[confused] When did he see me fall asleep on the -
[staring at her intensely] The way your hair smells... The way your eyes sparkle... [She leans in and kisses the Mother on the lips, catching her off guard. Eventually, she pulls back] I think I might have some stuff to figure out.
You might.
[embarrassed] I'm so sorry.
No, uh, it's okay. It was nice... I haven't been kissed in a really long time.
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