[Reverend Lowell has had enough of the false stories of how Barney and Robin met and ordered them out, until Barney speaks his mind]
You know what? We shouldn't have lied about our story. I love our story. Sure, it's messy, but it's the story that got us here, about to get married.
I love it too, every messy chapter. I love that you slept with over 250 women before deciding that I was your favorite.
This is killing me.
And I love that we just had to keep on having sex with each other even when we were dating other people.
This is really killing me.
And I love that your marriage proposal involved a strip club, lying to me, and pretending to bang the woman I hate for two months.
I love that we keep a running tally of all the different rooms we had sex in.
And I love that two weeks ago, we put [looks at reverend] this room on that list.
Ha? Come on Rev, that's gotta be worth some kind of a reaction, right? I mean, right where your hymnal is where we.. where we.. [notices blank stare; Barney gets closer and sees the Reverend is dead; to Robin] Well, that's not what you want.
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