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How I Met Your Mother · Season 8, Episode 20

Ted and Barney in “The Time Travelers”

I think I'm gonna head home.

I understand

What, you're not gonna try and stop me?

Barney And how would I try and to stop you?

I don't know , by telling me life is short, and if you ever come across a beautiful, exciting, crazy moment in it you gotta seize it while you can before that moment's gone?

Barney Ted, this moment already is gone. The whole Minnesota Tidal Wawe thing happened five years ago. Its just a memory and the rest of this never happened. Right now, Marshall and Lily are upstairs, trying to get marvin to go back to sleep. Robin and I are trying to decide on a caterer. And you've been sitting here all night, staring at a single ticket to Robots vs. Wrestlers because the rest of us couldn't come out. Look around, Ted. You're all alone.

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