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How I Met Your Mother · Season 8, Episode 8

Lily and Scooter in “Twelve Horny Women”

[in claiming that she was a bad-ass, Lily recounts how she met Scooter during a stroll]

[sees Scooter] You look okay. Wanna hang out?

SScooter

My mom says I can only have three friends, so -

Mom don't make the rules no more, Scooter.

SScooter

My name is Geoff.

Not anymore it ain't. [crushes Scooter's drink can]

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