[Ted and Barney ride the Drunk Train for the first time]
Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear its inspiring chant, Ted? "I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid..." It's The Little Engine with Wood, the Whore-ient Express, The Long Island Tail-road!
Oh I got one - Thomas the Spank Engine.
Ted, that is a children's book.
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