House! I assume you're avoiding me because of the charity gala.
This Friday? It's completely slipped my mind.
So you'll be there?
No, I meant it slipped my mind to tell you I'm not going.
What do you think it'll look like if you don't show up when I get an award?
Like I don't give a crap about awards, charities, what it looks like.
If you ever want…
I RSVPed two days ago. What, you think I'm a complete ass?
If you were already going, why did you…
Foreplay.
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