[When Wilson invites Chase to go speed dating along with House]
You brought a date?
Wilson seemed to think it was a good idea.
You need to dive back into the pool.
And he has to swim in ours? You go to a bar, you bring your ugly friends.
It's not a beauty pageant.
Life is a beauty pageant. Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Oh, come on. I'm not that good-looking.
Yeah, you are.
You kind of are.
So you attribute every relationship I've ever had to the height of my cheekbones?
Not the whole relationship. Just the beginning.
The rest is your hair.
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