[in a southern accent] Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
House, come on, the chapel?
We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head?
It's consistent with jimsonweed poisoning -- ocular paralysis.
[A man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves]
[whispering] I'm sorry.
The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn't paralyze. It pirouetted.
MS…
It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
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