[Walking into his office, where Wilson is waiting with another job applicant] Sorry. I was taking a dump.
Well I guess I'm better off interviewing right after than right before.
[Dr House and Dr Wilson exchange a surprised glance]
You Jewish?
[Keeping her cool] Yes.
Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?
[Desperate to change the subject] Uh, uh—
Two hours of begging?
I heard four.
Well, actually I'm only half Jewish. [After a significant, impressed pause from House and Wilson] Look, I know you like to play games, push buttons. I have four brothers. Long as you keep your hands to yourself, I'm okay with anything that comes out of your mouth.
[After they shake hands and she escorts herself out]
That's our Hitler!!
No. Did you see her shoes?
Her shoes? What, did your horoscope in Vogue tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes?
The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
They were Prada, which means she has good taste.
They were not Prada. You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum.
Okay, well... they were nice, pointy.
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