Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
From what I've read false paternity is more like ten percent.
That's what our moms would like us to believe.
Who cares? If he got it from his parents they'd both be dead by now, can we get on with the differential diagnosis?
Fifty bucks says I'm right.
I'll take your money.
Hit a nerve? Don't worry, Foreman, I'm sure the guy who tucked you in at night was your daddy.
Make it a hundred.
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