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House · Season 3, Episode 13

“Needle in a Haystack” quotes from House

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“Needle in a Haystack” · Season 3, Episode 13

In this episode: Gregory House (5), Eric Foreman (2), James Wilson (1), Allison Cameron (1)

Dr. Chase [About Stevie, the patient]: Kind of. He's Romani. Apparently they feel the need to keep secrets so it's hard to know anything for sure.

Yeah, he's also a human being which means you shouldn't be trusting him to begin with. Stop relying on his answers and find some on your own.

Ah yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside.

Ah, if it isn't Dr. "I had no friends when I was growing up, so all I did was watch TV by myself which is why I can now make constant pop cultural references which no one understands but me."

That's my name, don't wear it out.

His liver's actually improving. We plug one hole and end up poking another.

Are we talking about the patient, or how to get a raise from Cuddy?

[sitting in a wheelchair] My will may be weak, but my backbone is strong. And pain-free, now that I've stopped using the cane. Of course it's harder to look down Cuddy's shirt, but then the vantage point on her ass has much improved. But that's just me: Always looking on the bright side. I'm the guy who said her C-cups are half-full.

JWDr. Julie Whitner

They are nice, aren't they?

[House slowly starts to grin]

No, no, no, no, no... you're not gonna win me over that easily.

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