“Cane and Able” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Eric Foreman (1), Robert Chase (1), Allison Cameron (1)
So you're saying Chase did screw up.
Or Foreman screwed up.
Big hand points to minutes, maybe you got them mixed up.
Oh snap, Foreman is playing the dozens. You're at a huge cultural disadvantage here, Chase. Take a couple minutes to think of a witty retort.
[later]
Hey Foreman, your momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
I need a laser pointer.
We don't have a laser pointer.
Well, why not? Who's going to take us seriously if we don't have a laser pointer?
Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click "Yes, I am 18"? Even a 17 year old can figure that out.
You're talking about brain surgery.
I'm talking about really cool brain surgery.
Can you believe what Cuddy tried to pull?
What now?
She lied to me. She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it.
That doesn't sound like her.
You're right. Does sound like you, though.
What exactly did Cuddy tell you?
Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now. So what was the plan? I'd feel so humble by missing a case that I'd re-evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness and become Cameron?
Something like that. More that if we'd told you the truth, that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God, and I was worried your wings would melt.
God doesn't limp.
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