“Euphoria, Part 1” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Allison Cameron (3), Eric Foreman (2), Robert Chase (2)
Cop with a sense of humor, differential diagnosis, guy's in the ER, bleeding on everybody.
Drugs?
He's a cop.
Good point, how about... drugs?
Tox screen was clean, he did however get hit with a bullet. Just mentioning.
He was shot?
No, somebody threw it at him.
[Referring to Foreman] He doesn't like cops.
[Very sarcastic] Foreman, policemen are our friends. If you and I are ever separated shopping...
Saying there appears to be clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam up ahead. Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is it a thrombotic bus or an embolic bus? ... I think I pushed that metaphor too far.
The chance of infection is next to nothing.
Yeah, I was never great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?.
[Dr. Foreman is having brain surgery while Dr. Chase shows up some geometrical pictures, but it takes some time for the answer about the last image]
Foreman. Why aren't you answering? Is there a problem?
S-square.
Tell me your date of birth.
Is that House?
Yeah. Next?
[surprised but unable to move by head restrains] Square again. Why is he here?
Because my neurologist is having surgery.
I thought I was another patient.
You didn't believe that crap. Did you? [while inserts a needle into Dr. Foreman's brain] Date of birth.
The Ommaya reservoir is inserted in the parietal lobe. My spatial recognition is the issue, not my memory.
Oops! Did you say Ommaya? I could swear you said biopsy. Hey! I'm just messing with your head. Mother's maiden name, please.
[while tries to look at Dr. House, who is standing behind and taking a sample] Get out of my temporal lobe, House.
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