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House · Season 1, Episode 8

“Poison” quotes from House

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“Poison” · Season 1, Episode 8

In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Eric Foreman (1), Robert Chase (1), Adams (1)

The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseous and disoriented.

That's the way calculus presents.

I assume "minimal at best" is your stiff upper lip British way of saying "no chance in hell."

I'm Australian.

You put the Queen on your money; you're British.

[Reading a poem Georgia left for Dr. House] "The healer with his magic powers/I could rub his gentle brow for hours/His manly chest, his stubbled jaw/Everything about him leaves me raw—"

Psych ward's upstairs.

"—with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same." It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.

What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.

That's fairly disgusting.

That's ageism.

You better watch yourself around this babe.

[to Georgia] I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship. Learned that one the hard way.

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