[As part of his court-ordered video essay, Brendon films Melissa and Jason in a dramatic re-enactment of the accident. Melissa and Jason are in a cardboard box car]
I love this new car.
Me too. Do you know what else I love? You.
Yeah... We should run over some children.
Yes! Let's go kill children.
Yeah! Look! There's one riding towards us now.
Well put your seat-belt on. Let's see what this baby can do!
[After running Brendon over with the cardboard-box-car, Melissa and Jason stand over him]
Is he still alive?
Yeah. Hey, go in the trunk, hot stuff, and go get daddy the bat.
Sure thing!
We'll finish him off.
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